MATERIALS
Jim : Crimpolene
Tim : Honey, massage oil, skin
WHAT ARE THE VIBES LIKE WITH YOU?
OK, thank you
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Jim : Got up, brushed teeth, fed cat
Tim : I can’t remember, I was unconscious
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Jim : Wide Ranger
Tim : Quantum Psychology, Kundalini Yoga, Time’s Arrow
WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING A POP STAR?
Jim : Very good
Tim : I’ve no idea. Ask one.
FAVOURITE SNACK
Jim : Dinner time
Tim : Love bites
FAVOURITE JOURNEY
Jim : To the centre of the earth
Tim : Coming home
WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS CARRY?
Jim : Shopping
Tim : Gravity
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHEN DRUNK?
Jim : Axe murderer
Tim : Benignly tearful
WHAT WOULD YOUR SPECIALIST SUBJECT BE ON MASTERMIND?
Jim : Green Green White Red Brown
Tim : The 39 Steps
FAVOURITE GAMES
Jim : Mastermind
Tim : Hunt The Mars Bar, Pick Up The Orange. Potential game show.
FAVOURITE HEAVY METAL ACT
Jim : Metallica, Stutter
Tim : Uranium
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Jim : Funny things
WHAT RECORDS MAKE YOU CRY?
Jim : Really bad ones
Tim : Julee Cruise, Mary Margaret O’Hara, “Green Onions”
WHAT RECORDS CAN MAKE YOU DANCE?
Jim : Ones that travel down your legs and make your legs jerk.
KEY FILMS IN YOUR LIFE
Jim : Jacob’s Ladder, Blood Simple, Bambi
Tim : Sky West And Crooked
WHO DO YOU HATE?
Jim : Baddies
Tim : Goodies
PUNCHLINE TO FAVOURITE JOKE
Jim : “Never mind the porridge, who’s nicked the f**king video?”
Tim : “The horror, the horror”
IRRITATIONS
Jim : Questions
Tim : Negative patterns
FAVE MANCUNIANS
Jim : Brown paper packages tied up with string
Tim : Bobby Charlton, Anthony Burgess, Morrissey, Ben
FAVE GUITAR SOLO
Jim : So low you can’t hear it
Tim : Breakin’ In My Heart – Tom Verlaine
NAME THREE GREAT SINGERS
Jim : Pavarotti, Domingo and the other one
Tim : Mary Margaret O’Hara, Patti Smith, Black Francis
NAME THREE OVER-RATED PERFORMERS
Jim : Jim, Tim and Larry
Tim : Van Morrisson, Elvis Costello, Paul Daniels, Kate Bush and Prince (Ha Ha)
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?
Jim : Lots of very expensive presents
Tim : Real love. Self-sacrifice
FAVE GADGETS
Jim : Remote control model of Cutty Sark
Tim : DAT-Organiser-Video-Walkman-thingy
HOW DO YOU RELAX?
Jim : Sleep
Tim : A large hammer
FAVE SPORTS
Jim : Mountaineering, hand-gliding, scuba-diving, parachuting, potholing
Tim : Hunt the Mars bar
WHAT NEWSPAPERS DO YOU READ?
None
FAVOURITE LAKE
Greg
MOST ROCK N ROLL THING YOU’VE DONE THIS WEEK
Jim : Threw my mother’s colour portable out of the window
Tim : Rowed with the guitarist
FAVOURITE JAMESES
Jim : James songs, and gigs, and t-shirts
Tim : Joyce, Swaggart, Kirk
FAVE SMITHS SONGS
Jim : “We want to be Smi-i-iths crisps, we want to be Smi-i-iths crisps”
Tim : “Hammer and the Anvil”
WORST SONG YOU’VE EVER RECORDED
Jim : All of them
Tim : None of them
FAVE THING FROM THE BODY SHOP
Jim : Dodgy, recyclable plastic bags
Tim : Sexy massage oil
WHEN DID YOU LAST BREAK THE LAW?
Jim : It was him, honest
Tim : Yesterday
FAVOURITE TIPPLES
Jim : Drinking
Tim : Favourite what?
FAVOURITE DESSERTS
Jim : Sahara and Gobi probably
Tim : Chocolate ice cream, cheese cake
EARLIEST MEMORY
Jim : 3.15am
Tim: The beginning of life on Earth, pre Greenwich Mean Time
FAVE PUNK GROUPS
Jim : Pistols, Clash, Old James
Tim : The Stooges
WHAT ARE YOU BAD AT?
Most things
FAVE KARAOKE TUNES
Jim : Never heard of them
Tim : Kara Oke. Some strange Japanese singer who never turns up for his own gigs
BEST ADVICE YOU’VE RECEIVED
Jim : What you need to do is try a cover version, have a hit then try one of your own
Tim : You’re on your own. There are no rules
FAVE SMELLS
Jim : Number One, Number Six and 11
Tim : Necks, hips, geranium, hair, bodies
FAVE SEASIDE RESORTS
Jim : Anywhere sunny
Tim : Beirut
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE?
Jim : Being born
Tim : Now. Are thoughts out of the body?
WHAT SCARES YOU?
Jim : Bogeymen and people shouting “Boo” loudly
Tim : Paranoia, no love life, help doctor
FIRST RECORD BOUGHT
Jim : Sit Down
Tim : Paddy McGinty’s Goat
FAVE SOUNDTRACKS
Jim : My Mum’s Sound of Music
Tim : Theme from Cuckoo Waltz
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SIT DOWN NEXT TO AND WHY?
Jim : The pilot
Tim : Robert Anton Wilson, Gordon Strachan, Jodie Foster, Ben, Martine, Kylie, Liz McColgan
FAVE MONTH
Jim : October
Tim : August
WHAT WOULD YOU FAX KENNY THOMAS?
Jim : Who?
Tim : A condom
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED?
Jim : Who?
Tim : As the one that got away
FAVE CLASSICAL MUSIC
Jim : Ask Saul this one
Tim : Nick Cave’s “The Ship Song”
MOTTO
Jim : “Life’s what you do when you can’t sleep”
Tim : “Can you turn your guitar down Larry?”
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